I love a short sharp catchy quote that can grab attention and get remembered. I try to come up with as many as I can to help spread the message that physiotherapy is far more than just some rubbing, poking, and prodding!

If you want to help spread the word then I have put some of my most catchy, some will say cheesy, one-liners onto t-shirts in an effort to promote a simple, honest, and practical approach to physiotherapy.


I am producing these t-shirts in partnership TeeMill at a reasonable price of £19. They come in a range of sizes, and colours for both male and female. To see the full selection and to order please click the the picture below…

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Ordering is so simple that even a manual therapist could do it. Delivery is fast and reliable, and if you decide you don’t like it there is a full money back guarantee. So come join the physio one-liner gang… you know you want to, and remember…

‘You can’t go wrong gettin’ strong’


Never did I think these t-shirts would create such a fiasco or trigger some physios so much that they went filed a formal complaint against me just for saying ‘Manual Therapy SUCKS”.

Anyway, due to the petty and pathetic complaints from these uptight humourless old dinosaurs, and accusations that I am selling these t-shirts for profit and egotistical reasons I have decided to give all profits on these to charity.

Each t-shirt makes £2 after costs and this will now be donated to Save the Children. So just in case if you needed more reasons to buy a t-shirt, you will now be supporting a great charity, as well as frustrating some old fizzio fossils!

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