So I was going to write another blog ranting again about how batshit crazy our profession can be after I saw another ridiculous post on social media making some stupid claims. But I changed my mind. Instead, I thought I would try a different approach and see if I can find any common ground with those I disagree with the most. Now don’t worry I haven’t gone all soft and mushy, I just thought if I can find anything that could help me understand and better connect with those I strongly disagree with. Let’s see how it goes.
So this process was triggered after I saw a recent post on Facebook from someone called David Weinstock who is a Natural Therapist, whatever the fuck that is. Anyway he runs something called ‘Neurokinetic Therapy’ and he posted something about how tattoos and belly button piercings adversely affect fascia and can throw your “core off” causing dysfunctions, problems, and pain (see below). Now, this is clearly a load of bollocks and needed to be questioned, challenged, and called out as complete utter bull shit. And I did, as did many others.
Now many tell me that I am too harsh, too direct, or even too aggressive when I challenge stuff like this on social media, they say I would have more success if I softened my approach and was more ‘polite’ and ‘respectful’. Well, this may be true, I’ll admit that I can go ‘off on one’ from time to time, and many think I have a short temper because of this. Well, I don’t have a short temper, I just have a quick and violent reaction to clear and obvious bull shit, and clear and obvious bullshit needs to be treated with disdain and disgust, not politeness and respect.
In my experience idiots who make stupid claims like this never listen to anyone who disagrees with them, no matter how nice, polite, or respectful they are. And this was proven again when David deleted ALL the comments, questions, and critique left on his ridiculous post no matter how polite or rationale they were worded.
This is not surprising as I see this happen a lot when anyone disagrees with these kind of pillocks who clearly have vested interests in selling a particular method, a special technique, or promoting their books and training courses. When someone disagrees or questions them or their claims they are instantly considered a threat and so are tarnished as being disrespectful assholes for daring to critique no matter how its worded.
So when I see this behaviour nowadays I can’t be bothered with questioning them anymore, there is no point, you either get ignored, or if they do decide to engage, you just end up going around in circles. Instead, I think our efforts are better used by calling out this kind of batshittery more publicly more vociferously.
The world of crazy!
Now Weinstock and his crazy Neurokinetic Therapy are not alone, there are many others who are just as coco bananas and who peddle clear and obvious bull shit on social media and need to be called out more for it. There are many so called experts who don’t acknowledge differences of opinion, alternative explanations, or respect disagreement. For example there is Perry Nickelson and his ‘Stop Chasing Pain’ approach, Ron Hruska and his ‘Postural Restoration Institute’, Tom Myers and his ‘Anatomy Trains’, Kelly Starret and his ‘Supple Leopards and Mobility WODs’, and of course Naudi Aguilar and his ‘Functional Patterns’, and these are just the tip of the stupid-berg…
All these individuals and their institutions are notorious for making wild, ridiculous, Tony Montana ‘say hello to my little friend’ loco claims about being able to fix this, correct that, cure something faster, better than anyone else, and of course they all want to sell you their books, courses, gadgets and gizmos. But more importantly, they are ALL notorious for ignoring different views and opinions, closing down disagreements, and attacking anyone who questions or challenges them or their methods.
So I thought I could rage and moan about these fucktards, but as I said at the beginning I thought I would try a different approach for a change. Is there ANYTHING I can find in their material and social media posts that I can work with, that I can connect with, that I can find some common ground with.
So I dug around and looked deep into their web pages, and profiles, and blogs, and social media posts fighting hard to control my laughter, anger, and frustration when I read or watched what they had to say. I looked and looked to see if there was ANY common ground in their thinking and their methods and mine.
And simply put there isn’t… but, with some wishful thinking, hard reading between the lines, and possibly clutching at some very thin straws I think I found a couple of things that these individuals and myself may have in common, so here they are…
No1: They want to help!
I do think that all these individuals mostly have a genuine desire to help people in pain. Yes ok they have some deranged, bonkers, lady gaga ideas about how to do it, and they don’t understand or recognise the many alternative explanations of why what they do, does what it does. Nor do they recognise the possible negative nocebic side effects their methods could create. But do I fully understand all the reasons why things I do work or don’t, or recognise all of the harmful things I may say and do? Probably not!
I think that there are very few malicious healthcare practitioners who deliberately look to rip people off just for their money and don’t care about helping them. I remember seeing a video of Perry Nickelson a few months ago helping a very elderly gentleman walk after multiple strokes, and you could see the genuine joy on Perry’s face as he helped this man walk for the first time in months. Unfortunately, Perry was also promoting some whacko ‘Neuro Amino Frequency’ stickers that were placed on this gentleman’s arms and forehead as being the reason for him walking, which is clearly complete and utter bull shit.
Of course there are some scumbags out there who are ripping off the vulnerable and needy, but for the most, healthcare professionals are not malicious, just ignorant, misguided, or misinformed, who don’t recognise the uncertainty around what they do or realise the consequences their methods or approaches could have. But I don’t feel that sorry for them as really this is their own fault. If they chose to listen to alternative views and different opinions a little more and didn’t always ignore or delete those who disagree with them they may start expanding thier horizons and start to realise there are other explanations.
No2: They get people moving!
Again they may have some screwy, squirrely, crackerjack ideas about how to do it, but most of those I disagree with do all try to get people in pain to move more. They do however often tend to focus on the small, inconsequential details, and believe in so called perfect form or positioning for everything and anything, but they do get people moving. And as much as this bonkers reasoning about perfect form, fancy tri-planar vectors, standing on a boss ball training fucks me off, I will always think dumb movement is better than no movement.
Even the king bell end of perfect alignment and correct posture Naudi ‘functional patterns’ Aguilar gets people moving more, a lot more, and if I let you in on a little secret if you don’t tell anyone else… I sometimes use some of his exercise ideas with some of my patients… I know its shocking, but the angry little cock womble does have some fairly good ideas about novel movements from time to time. However, I draw the line at wrapping bands around my patient’s necks to their ankles, giving them a gazzilion instructions, telling them this is the only way to move, or that the biomechanics are to be focused on solely.
But yet again due to these nut jobs ignoring or rubbishing others views and opinions these so-called movement experts simply don’t recognise the negative and harmful effects some of their methods have on people when they ask them to only move in a certain way, or tell them this is imbalanced or out of whack, and so I dont feel sorry for them and our common ground ends here.
No3: They want to make a difference!
One last thing I seem to have in common with all of these individuals I disagree a lot with is we all want to reach a big audience so that we can spread our message, views and opinions. Our motives are often to try and promote change and create a difference to help those in pain and disability, and there are many similarities in how myself and those I disagree with do this.
Attracting attention in this day and age can be hard. In fact it can be impossible as there is so much noise it can be difficult to get yourself heard and noticed. So at times an outrageous act or statement can and does make people stop and take notice of you. Now I am not saying this is right but I will admit I am guilty of this at times. I often will play devils advocate taking a much harder position than I actually have, even at times exaggerating it for effect… Except for my views about manual therapy, I haven’t exaggerated those… I fucking hate it… that shits for real… Also, I do swear this much, not just for attention!
However, the difference I have from those I disagree with, is I want to promote more simple, honest, and pragmatic message that doing the simple things well is often all that we need to do, but we need to be better at doing it. Others tend to promote the exact opposite, pushing a particular way, method, or technique that is complex and complicated and often not needed. I often want to simplify, they often want to complicate. This is where our common ground ends.
So there you go, some common ground with those I disagree the most with. It was hard, really hard, actually nearly fucking impossible, but I did it, I managed to find a couple of things I may have in common with those I don’t agree with. And actually this has made me reflect a little, first its made me thing that I should do this more often before I go off on one, and second that despite our differences around the unhinged, off the reservation ideas of neuro amino frequency stickers, tattoos causing fascial adhesions, and tight psoas muscles causing back pain, it may not matter that much if we are all just trying to help people in pain to move.
Actually, what the fuck am I on about… ignore that, bull shit ALWAYS needs to be called out as bull shit. Call it out, call out that fucking crazy bull shit… always!
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